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Banc cu politisti - 5 / vaza sparta
Posted by: Roz on: ianuarie 24, 2008
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Un politist îi face cadou sefului o vaza. Intra la sef si o lasa pe birou, dar cu gura în jos. Vine seful, vede vaza, o examineaza si constata:
- Ia uite la asta, îmi face cadou o vaza defecta. Pe unde dracu sa bag florile, ca e astupata.
Si dupa ce o ridica:
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Posted by: urbanreality on: ianuarie 24, 2008
1. Î: Cum se numeste un barbat cu 99% din creier amputat?
R: Eunuc…
2. Î: Cum se defineste sotul perfect?
R: Un tip cu o limba de 25 de centimetri care poate sa respire pe urechi…
3. Î: Care-i asemanarea dintre un barbat si un soarece?
R: Amândoi trag la gaura
4. Î: Ce este un sot?
R: Un amant care [...]