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Maria Nayler – Naked and Sacred

noiembrie 2, 2008 urbanreality 2 comentarii


Va mai aduceti aminte de ea ?
Daca nu, hai sa va spun eu, a cantat cu Robert Miles celebra piesa One and One ;) . Cum va place muzica mea din ultimele zile ? Pot sa ma duc ca DJ ? :D

Fragma

Memory

Time & Time Again

Just like a Teardrop

Cea mai tare piesa pe care am auzit-o Cele mai superbe piese pe care le-am auzit azi :D , cred ca v-am surprins putin cu aceasta piesa superba aceste piese superbe.

Bance . . .:P

Un hot sparge o locuinta si cauta sa vada ce poate gasi. La un moment dat aude o voce domoala soptind: “Iisus te vede”. Gandindu-se ca totul e doar imaginatia sa, continua sa caute. La un moment dat, vocea sopteste din nou: “Iisus te vede”. Hotul isi aprinde lanterna si vede un papagal intr-o cusca. Il intreaba pe acesta daca el a fost cel care a vorbit si papagalul ii raspunde ca da. Il intreaba pe papagal care-i este numele si acesta raspunde: “Moses”. Hotul il intreaba contrariat: “Ce fel de oamnei isi botezeaza papagalul Moses?”, la care papagalul raspunde: “Acelasi fel de oameni care isi botezeaza si pit bull-ul Iisus”.
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Iepurasul si ursul sunt chemati la încorporare. Ca sa nu mearga la
armata, se gândesc ei sa recurga la înselaciuni.
Iepurasului îi vine primul ideea:
- Am sa-mi tai urechile! Fara ele nu ma pot apara de dusmani, deci
voi fi considerat invalid.
Zis si facut. Intra la control si când iese ursul îl întreaba:
-Ei?
-Respins, raspunde el fericit, fara urechi nu pot dormi iepureste.
Vine rândul ursului:
- La mine e mai greu. N-am cine stie ce urechi, coada nici atât. Eu am
sa-mi tai o laba, caci în ea sta puterea mea.
Zis si facut. Iese ursul schiopatând din cabinet si iepurasul îl
întreaba:
- Ia zi, te-au respins?
- Da, zise ursul bucuros, mi-au spus ca sunt prea gras.
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Intra in spital 3 motociclisti grav raniti dupa ce au avut accident. Dupa operatie merge doctotul la fiecare sa-l intrebe ce a patit. Il intreaba pe primul:
-Cum ai avut accidentul?
-Pai domnule doctor am acasa o Yamaha si m-am dus cu 200 km/h, am vazut o blonda, m-am uitat dupa ea si primul stalp a fost al meu. Doctorul ii spune sa nu se mai uite dupa femei cand conduce. Merge la al doilea.
-Tu ce ai patit?
-Domnule doctor am acasa o Honda, m-am dus cu 250 km/h, am vazut o blonda, primul pom a fost al meu. Doctorul ii spune din nou si lui sa nu se mai uite dupa femei in timp ce conduce. Merge la al treilea.
-Tu cum ai avut accidentul?
-Pai domnule doctor, am acasa un jaf de motoreta si cand i-am vazut pe astia 2 cu ce viteza trec pe langa mine am crezut ca eu stau pe loc si m-am dat jos sa vad ce are.

Definitia zilei.

a da shoshoneala

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1. a baga talpa in acceleratie , a accelera puternic
Exemple: I am dat o shoshoneala aseara cand m am intors de la Bucuresti 1 ora jumate am facut….

Categories: Definitia, Reality, Urban, WWW, zilei

Laurentiu Duta – Visator

noiembrie 2, 2008 urbanreality 6 comentarii


Iar acum o premiera absoluta, noul single solo al lui Laurentiu Duta (3SE). Poate piesa asta confirma destramarea trupei, nu stiu ce zice uZZy . . .

Craig David – Insomnia (cu versuri)

noiembrie 2, 2008 urbanreality 1 comentariu


In seara asta am cele mai noi hituri !!!
I never thought that I’d fall in love, love, love, love

But it grew from a simple crush, crush, crush, crush

Being without you girl, I was all messed up, up, up, up

When you walked out, said that you’d had enough-nough-nough-nough

Been a fool, girl I know

Didn’t expect this is how things would go

Maybe in time, you’ll change your mind

Now looking back i wish i could rewind

Because i can’t sleep til you’re next to me

No i can’t live without you no more

Oh i stay up til you’re next to me

Til this house feels like it did before

Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah

Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah

Remember telling my boys that I’d never fall in love, love, love, love

You used to think I’d never find a girl I could trust, trust, trust, trust

And then you walked into my life and it was all about us, us, us, us

But now I’m sitting here thinking I messed the whole thing up, up, up, up

Been a fool (fool), girl I know (know)

Didn’t expect this is how things would go

Maybe in time (time), you’ll change your mind (mind)

Now looking back i wish i could rewind

Because i can’t sleep til you’re next to me

No i can’t live without you no more (without you no more)

Oh i stay up til you’re next to me (to me)

Til this house feels like it did before (Because it)

Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah

Feels like insomnia ah ah (Ah), Feels like insomnia ah ah

Ah, i just can’t go to sleep

Cause it feels like I’ve fallen for you

It’s getting way too deep

And i know that it’s love because

I can’t sleep til you’re next to me

No i can’t live without you no more (without you no more)

Oh i stay up til you’re next to me (to me)

Til this house feels like it did before

Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah

Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah

Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah

Feels like insomnia ah ah, Feels like insomnia ah ah

Darin feat Kat De Luna – Breathing Your Love

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O piesa pentru tine, numai si numai pentru tine . . . E superba ca si tine . . . Nu spun cea ce simt, cred ca stii tu bine . . .

Baby, you is the diamond that lasts forever
And I just can’t take a single step without you
Baby, to you I’ll always be a faithful lover
‘Cause my heart can’t make a single beat without you

You make me fly, you get me high
You turn my world to such a better place
Your crazy touch, the sweetest rush
Is something to save my life

I wanna spend my nights and days between your arms
Every day breathing your love
And even in my dreams I wanna be kissing your lips
Baby, breathing your love

Breathing your love, love, love
Baby, breathing your love, love, love
Breathing your love, love, love
Baby, breathing your love, love, love

Baby boo, only you can make me recover
The lost parts of me I thought they’d gone a long time ago
With you life runs like the best love letter
I was just an empty soul until you stepped in to my show

You make me fly, you get me high
You turn my world to such a better place
Your crazy touch, the sweetest rush
Is something to save my life

I wanna spend my nights and days between your arms
Every day breathing your love
And even in my dreams I wanna be kissing your lips
Baby, breathing your love

Breathing your love, love, love
Baby, breathing your love, love, love
Breathing your love, love, love
Baby, breathing your love, love, love

I wanna have that crazy love
Want it running in my blood
I want it taking over me, over me, over me

I wanna spend my nights and days between your arms
Every day breathing your love
And even in my dreams I wanna be kissing your lips
Baby, breathing your love

I wanna spend my nights and days between your arms
Every day breathing your love
And even in my dreams I wanna be kissing your lips
Baby, breathing your love

Breathing your love, love, love
Baby, breathing your love, love, love
Breathing your love, love, love
Baby, breathing your love, love, love

Breathing your love, love, love
Baby, breathing your love, love, love

Craig Armstrong feat Liz Fraser – This Love

noiembrie 2, 2008 urbanreality 2 comentarii

Am ales aceasta piesa pentru Moni, ca sa-i raspund la piesa pe care mi-a dedicat-o. ;)

Leapsa.

noiembrie 2, 2008 urbanreality 2 comentarii

Margareta ma intreaba ce amintiri din copilarie am eu . . .
Sunt multe. . .jocurile copilariei pe strada, primii ani de scoala (care nu mi-au placut)  sunt multe, nu-mi aduc aminte de toate. Visul meu cel mare a fost sa fiu avocat, am si terminat dreptul dar nu mi-am dat licenta. Imi amintesc ca eram medic, controlam ce au fetele sub fusta :P si multe alte tampenii ce am facut . . .
Dau leapsa mai departe la toti din blogross si cei care comenteaza ;) .